Just a Big Broken Toy

First name

Spider

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Never been sure about trying online dating but at the age of Fifty-Three and having been alone for several years now, I have realized that I am going to remain that way for the remainder of my life. However that doesn't mean I want to be lonely for the rest of my life either, which is a big problem becuase I know who I am and what I wish I had in my life and what I have no interest in having in my life. These two things are in direct conflict with each other, not to mention the fact that as a person I am a complete mess. I don't say that with any meaning of self-depreciation, simply as a matter of fact. So it is my intention to give this online profile an honest try at finding someone that might be looking for the same things I think I am. So if you have read this far I guess this is where the honesty starts. Saying I am “Messed up” is part of that honesty. That is I have some serious medical issues, some emotional issues, physical isuues and well the list could go on. Everyone could probably sit and write a list just like the one I just did, but that is the easy part. Talking about them, why you have them and how they effect you thats the difficult part. Taking ownership of them and learning to deal with or live with them is the thing most people never manage. Manage is a very ambiguous word it can mean that you have a handle on those things that effect your life or that you live with them. Me personally I'm not always sure which “manage” I have in play with any issue at anytime.
So if you haven't run screaming by now and wondering what else there is to know or maybe want to know more about the man who wrote this go ahead and message and I'll send you the rest of what didn't fit here. After that we will see where things go...

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

6' 4 (1.93 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Native American

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Black

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some High School

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Retired

My Job Title Is

Senior Manager of Doing Nothing

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Socially

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cars, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Playing Video Games, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

First Date? Ok I have no idea.... never been much for going out on dates. Going out sure but as a date? Guess being as I don't really leave my house much anymore I would have to rely on the person I was going to go on a "Date" with to maybe give me an idea of what they might want to do....

I've Always Wanted To Try

Can't day I have much to say when it comes to this category. Can think of much I have not done or tried, I've had a pretty full, adventurous life until my mobility became limited.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Not Religious

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Ummm... really been there, done that, got the TT-shirt kinda thing going on here. Not a whole lot of things to really achieve that I haven't already. Ok maybe become rich, get thin, look 25 and have a working pair if legs but let's get serious that ain't gonna happen.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Reggae, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Ancient, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Poetry, Religious, Science, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Erotica, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

That is a conversation for a later time...

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness

What Do You Look For?

I don't "look" for anything in particular. You either catch my attention or you don't. I don't try to force anything.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Other